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Ljubljana's own Chris "Phantom" Bishop vs Bill "Slogger" Lawry.

The nose, the mouth, the chin, the wispy hair, the forehead, the being a Victorian. However to be fair to our "Slog" no-one would ever call him "the corpse with pads" and I think it's fair to say Bill Lawry never came in after being dismissed muttering "****. I was just trying to lob it, I should have ****ing launched it!"









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Our own Urban Blaznik seems to have been moonlighting as a Croatian tennis star.

Ivan Ljubičić meet Urban Blaznik



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El Presidente wrote:

Ljubljana's own Chris "Phantom" Bishop vs Bill "Slogger" Lawry.

The nose, the mouth, the chin, the wispy hair, the forehead, the being a Victorian. However to be fair to our "Slog" no-one would ever call him "the corpse with pads" and I think it's fair to say Bill Lawry never came in after being dismissed muttering "****. I was just trying to lob it, I should have ****ing launched it!"



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F**k me, excellent look-a-likage. The only thing is that Lawry's got more hair....

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Dear Sir,


has anybody noticed the similarity of one of children's TV best known characters and that of our very own underpant flaunting Donchster?


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Yabba, dabba, doo!

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No look-a-like compo could be without one of our greatest former members.


Enjoy!


 



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and the best lookalike are those Pommie ****s after a 5-0 flogging. They look something like this


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and the best lookalike are those Pommie ****s after a 5-0 flogging. They look something like this


arse




The rudeness, the arrogance, the Pommy bashing. It could only be from one man. Welcome to the forum, Mr leading toothpaste salesman


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and the best lookalike are those Pommie ****s after a 5-0 flogging. They look something like this


arse





Shut it, Aussie



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hey. how did u know it was me?

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Anonymous wrote:

hey. how did u know it was me?


As we said...The rudeness, the arrogance, the Pommy bashing. It could only be from one man...

Plus we don't know anyone else lurking about in the land of Chocolate, Watches and Expensive Mountain Railways....

Go on then. Your cover is blown. Join the forum!


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Another seperated at birth case.

One picture is of England paceman Janez Tomažič, the other is of Bela Krajina Barfly Steve Harmison.



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Leaving the club offers you no protection to this thread.

Former great and tea-chest bass maestro Roger Metcalfe walks his dog Snowy while world-famous Belgian cartoon detective poses in his whites at sunny Valburga



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Austrian cricket "Oberherr", and forum member Mike "Statto" Bailey does a passable Andrew Strauss impersonation.

He even sounds a bit like him.



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Ok this one may stretch the lookalike idea a bit far, but the eyes and glazed vacant stares of the three cricketers here show some similarity. Messrs Andrew Flintoff, Steve Fish and Al Green after drinking for their countries.

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Ok this one may stretch the lookalike idea a bit far, but the eyes and glazed vacant stares of the three cricketers here show some similarity. Messrs Andrew Flintoff, Steve Fish and Al Green after drinking for their countries.


What is our Defibrillator doing in this fine picture?



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Forget "Five guys named Moe" - here's "Two guys named Bell" and to my mind there is a bit of a lookalike thing going on. Forum member and "someone who played cricket around Eastern Europe on a Psychic's advice" and a member of England's 5 nil losing Ashes campaign. I give you Angus JJ + Ian R Bell.



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I was on the unlucky 87th post so I thought I'd better get onto 88 really quickly, so I copied this one.

Former England Captain and very funny commentator Montgomery Burns poses next to Wealthy Scrooge-like Springfield Nuclear power plant boss - Nasser Hussain.



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Was looking for a good picture of our own Tom Furness to upload in a lookalike post.

Foolishly, he has previously made me aware of a site I can find his pic in. I found this one.
As for the lookalike part, I'll leave that to other forum members.



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Was looking for a good picture of our own Tom Furness to upload in a lookalike post.

Foolishly, he has previously made me aware of a site I can find his pic in. I found this one.
As for the lookalike part, I'll leave that to other forum members.



how about this one?








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Is that of a Czech tv chatshow host?

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Is that of a Czech tv chatshow host?


Looks like Tom-whatever-his-name-is - the lead singer of Keane to me.

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I thought Tom Chaplin was much more fat! In fact he's a striking clone of one of my mates back in the UK.


The closest looking bloke to me is some Czech chatshow host that Sharka Fish pointed out to me once. True spitting image. No idea what his name is anymore though



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I thought Tom Chaplin was much more fat! In fact he's a striking clone of one of my mates back in the UK.


The closest looking bloke to me is some Czech chatshow host that Sharka Fish pointed out to me once. True spitting image. No idea what his name is anymore though




All I can say is that the picture of you 5 posts above makes my mullet pic (see the Cricketers with mullets thread) look cultured and fashionable.

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Our "father of cricket" and eminent Cardiologist Dr Borut Čegovnik disguises himself as current Lakeside Darts World Champion Martin Adams



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All I can say is that the picture of you 5 posts above makes my mullet pic (see the Cricketers with mullets thread) look cultured and fashionable.


!!!!!! Mate, I knew you only had 1 eye, but I didn't know it worked as well as an Italian in a particularily lazy mood.


It's no mullet either. It seems I was a little more advanced than you, last wearing one, as I did, when I was 5, not 15 years later


 



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Both wise men. Both loved by millions. Cricket commentator Yoda and Master of the force and Jedi trainer Richie Benaud

"welcome back to the planet Dagobah, for the first time today."



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Getting up at 5:30am this morning to watch some live sport, it didn't take me long to realise a lookalike for not just one person but a whole group of 11 men. Just 1 steaming substance provides all that is necessary to be a remarkable lookalike.

England owe me 2 hours sleep.

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El Treasurorio wrote:

Dear Sir,

has anybody noticed the similarity of one of children's TV best known characters and that of our very own underpant flaunting Donchster?

Yours,

The Treasurer 

 I have a few simple questions for any lookalike of mine to ensure they are up to the job of carrying my moniker:

1 - What would you say to a guy who has just lost his job?    (a) You'll be fine, you'll get another job    (b) Can I buy you a beer    (c) Look on the bright side, I still have a job!2 - If you heard that some guy was shagging another guy would you say    (a) That's distgusting    (b) How could you do that?    (c) You're only gay if you are receiving.
3 - You are in a bar, and you ask a girl if she finds you attractive, she answers NO. Do you:    (a) Walk away    (b) Make small talk and put it behind you    (c) Buy her another drink and ask her again.  



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Donchi wrote:
El Treasurorio wrote:

Dear Sir,

has anybody noticed the similarity of one of children's TV best known characters and that of our very own underpant flaunting Donchster?

Yours,

The Treasurer

I have a few simple questions for any lookalike of mine to ensure they are up to the job of carrying my moniker:

1 - What would you say to a guy who has just lost his job? (a) You'll be fine, you'll get another job (b) Can I buy you a beer (c) Look on the bright side, I still have a job!2 - If you heard that some guy was shagging another guy would you say (a) That's distgusting (b) How could you do that? (c) You're only gay if you are receiving.
3 - You are in a bar, and you ask a girl if she finds you attractive, she answers NO. Do you: (a) Walk away (b) Make small talk and put it behind you (c) Buy her another drink and ask her again.


 Welcome aboard sir. Now get yourself to the lj facilities thread. Someone needs your expert advice.



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At least Andrew Flintoff can safely know that his music career is doing well even if his cricket team is struggling. Here he grabs the microphone for Coldplay, while Chris Martin pops in for a bowl for England.

 



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Like peas in a pod. One captains losing team New Zealand, One captains losing team Ljubljana.

I give you Mark H Oman and Stephen P Fleming.

 

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Found a good picture of (a lung-yucking) Brad on the internet - can anyone find any celebs he looks like?


Brad "Of Destruction" Eve

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Demon fielder Herakotache perfectly poised at leg slip

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I give you Slovenia's top Luxembourg-based cricketer G. Davies

and ex-cop who's damn good at his job, TV's Andrew Paul

-- Edited by Golcar CC at 22:27, 2007-02-17

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Luxury wrote:



Demon fielder Herakotache perfectly poised at leg slip
hahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahaahaha x 10 (to the power of lots)

Mind you, wasn't Flemming clean bowled here?



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Mind you, wasn't Flemming [sic] clean bowled here?

Caught behind.

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Luxury wrote:

Mind you, wasn't Flemming [sic] clean bowled here?

Caught behind.

In your dreams mate.

Click here for the whole glorious story of what really happened. You will have to scroll down a few (11) pics to get there.

 



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Luxury wrote:

Mind you, wasn't Flemming [sic] clean bowled here?

Caught behind.

In your dreams mate.

Click here for the whole glorious story of what really happened. You will have to scroll down a few (11) pics to get there.




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Pizda ti materna, 'mas prav!

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Luxury wrote:

Pizda ti materna, 'mas prav!
Ah, memories from Belgium....

Razpički jo!

Pošli ga v pičku mater!





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Luxury wrote:

Pizda ti materna, 'mas prav!
Ah, memories from Belgium....

Razpički jo!

Pošli ga v pičku mater!




... and of course Rob Crawford's priceless butchery "dej v glava, na noga" 

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Aussie munchkin, Adam "Gilly" Gilchrist



Bayern Munich defensive stalwart, Willy Sagnol

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Actually, came across this as well when I was googleimaging for Sagnol.



Poor bastard.

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I have to say I'm extremely impressed with the recent quality of lookalike on this thread. (trying to distract attention while he searches desperately for that amusing picture of Joel he's got somewhere that really looks like someone else...)
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Pakistan are famous for their devastating middle order. Well that's because they're all ringers. No. 3 Younis Khan also plays international football. And for Portsmouth, but better to ignore that...











      Sol                                        

                                                                                         Khan

Then there's a spot for an ex-Christian at No. 4, but for who?













        Yousuf                                                                         Yusuf

And at No. 5, it’s the captain, elder statesmen and well-known Canadian aloo salesman:













  Mr Potato Head                                                             Inzi in a few years

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paichukka wrote:

Pakistan are famous for their devastating middle order. Well that's because they're all ringers. No. 3 Younis Khan also plays international football. And for Portsmouth, but better to ignore that...











Sol

Khan

Then there's a spot for an ex-Christian at No. 4, but for who?













Yousuf Yusuf

And at No. 5, it’s the captain, elder statesmen and well-known Canadian aloo salesman:













Mr Potato Head Inzi in a few years


























 Magnificent effort that



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Time for this thread to be revived I think. As suggested by Mike Selvey in The Guardian ...


George C Scott



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joel wrote:

Time for this thread to be revived I think.

  A good idea. And maybe the right place to ask. Why does Jon Lewis remind me of Hugh Grant? They don't really look very similar, there's just something about them?

That they both can't bowl perhaps? Who knows?



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