Are you one of the infamous Ljubljana Cricket Club "Duck on Debut" club?
Own up and offer your pathetic excuse here.
Me I scored a 5 ball duck before being bowled by a rather pedestrian trundler from Velden Cricket Club. As I didn't actually touch any of those balls at all with the bat I guess the "sun got in my eyes" or something.
Golcar CC wrote: Not really attracting many posters. Maybe you should change the title to "Sign UP, if you think YOU'RE crap"?
Or were you actually not a duck on debut member but were sacrificially put to the sword in the form of a runout by your teammate for 2 because you were scoring so slowly?
Or something. Give it time. The D.O.D club will eventually appear shamefully.
El Presidente wrote: Me I scored a 5 ball duck before being bowled...
Just on a small technicality Mr President but does one "score" a 5-ball duck? It's more the absence of scoring shots that characterises such an innings, I believe
Nice euphemism - though I can't see it being adopted in other sports. Perhaps Milan Baros will score yet another goalless match on Saturday as Villa descend inexorably down the table...
El Presidente wrote: Me I scored a 5 ball duck before being bowled...
Just on a small technicality Mr President but does one "score" a 5-ball duck? It's more the absence of scoring shots that characterises such an innings, I believe
Nice euphemism - though I can't see it being adopted in other sports. Perhaps Milan Baros will score yet another goalless match on Saturday as Villa descend inexorably down the table...
A brilliant question. Is it possible to score a duck? I can hear people answering the question "How many did you score?" answer - a duck. Is it oxymoronic or just plain old moronic? I guess thinking about it, it is indeed impossible to score a duck so I shamefully bow my head in apology for any unintended grammatical offence.
As per part 2 of your comment. Is it possible for Aston Villa to slide any further - aren't they already at the bottom? They must be pretty close by now?
